Trevor Today

I see Trevor stalking around with a spatula and a strainer from the kitchen drawer and ask what he's doing.
"Hunting elephants, mom." in the tone that implies that it's fairly obvious just what he's doing.
"What will you do if you catch one?"
"I check to see if it has big enough ears to fly like Dumbo. If it has baby ears, I let it go."
"Do you think the strainer and spatula are big enough to catch an elephant??"
"Well, I'm pretty strong, too."